These questions for Alexa will make you laugh a lot

Let’s get creative. For a while, stop asking Alexa to play songs and think of the craziest, craziest thing you could ask her; see what she answers. That’s right - Alexa is a comedian too! Her answers might make you laugh like a teenager… and in this day and age, that’s appreciated. Need some inspiration? From personal matters to bodily functions (to what she thinks of other virtual assistants), here are some questions for Alexa that are sure to make your day.

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Noises

If you’re one of those people whose body sound brings out a giggle or if you just feel like teasing your cat, Alexa has what you need. Some noises you can try are:

• “Alexa, can you fart?”. Yes, yes she can.

• “Alexa, can you burp?”. Her response will make you laugh.

• “Alexa: bark.” She’ll bark, but if you tell her to bark more times, things will get out of control and she’ll start rapping with dog noises. We don’t recommend.

• “Alexa, throw up.” He’ll respond with a quip.

• “Alexa, meow.” She’ll make some meows that will drive your cats crazy, who will try to find the miniature cat that lives inside your Amazon Echo Dot.

• “Alexa, can you cough?”. Your response won’t be too serious.

• “Alexa, can you cluck like a chicken?”. Alexa will cluck and then tell you a chicken joke.

• “Alexa, can you cry like a baby?”. She does cry, but then she cheers up on her own.

Personal Stuff

Alexa is not a “lady” at all, so it’s absolutely fine if you ask her personal questions. Try these:

• “Alexa, how much do you weigh?”.

• “Alexa, are you pretty?”.

• “Alexa, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?”.

• “Alexa, where do you live?”.

• “Alexa, what is your favorite color?”.

• “Alexa, how old are you?”.

• Alexa, who is the voice of Alexa?

• “Alexa, are you weird?”.

• “Alexa, how tall are you?”.

• “Alexa, do you wear diapers?”.

Technology

It’s natural for you to try to figure out what kind of virtual assistant Alexa is and what she thinks of her “rivals.” These questions can help you clear up the unknowns.

• “Alexa, do you know Cortana?”.

• “Alexa, do you know Siri?”.

• “Alexa, Mac or PC?”.

• “Alexa, which phone is the best?”. Technically this is a follow-up question, but it doesn’t have to be.

• “Alexa, are you a robot?”.

• “Alexa, what are the three laws of robotics?”. She actually has the updated list of four, so Asimov would be proud.

• “Alexa, what is the value of pi?”. Don’t worry, it’s not eternal.

• “Alexa, are we in the Matrix?”.

• “Alexa, roll a die.” Useful for games and betting.

• “Alexa, is the cake a lie?”. Yes, Alexa is fully aware of the game here.

Uncanny Abilities

The list wouldn’t be complete without mentioning the oddities Alexa can do. Here are some of our favorites (not available in Spanish, try them in English):

• Flush the toilet makes Alexa flush an invisible toilet.

• When you’re feeling down, the flatter me feature will have Alexa shower you with compliments.

• “Alexa, activate Gordon Ramsay”. With this ability, Alexa can make Gordon Ramsay criticize your cooking.

• Super burp will give Alexa the ability to make a variety of unpleasant burping sounds.

• Talk like Snoop lets you ask Alexa to say phrases in the style of rapper Snoop Dogg.

• Cat translator claims it can translate your cat’s meows, but your feline must meow first and it can be tricky to get it to listen to you when you ask it to.

• With Pikachu talk you can ask questions to the most popular Pokémon character and have a conversation with this character with Alexa as translator.

• Chewbacca chat does the same as Pikachu talk, but you talk to Chewbacca from Star Wars.

• Egg facts only gives facts about eggs, even more than you knew existed or ever wanted to know.

• Blow up lets you ask Alexa to explode, but don’t worry, it’s not a real explosion.